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Funny Jokes, Postive Wishes

Funny Jokes

One night he came to me
then he saw me body uncovered
then she started sucking and biting me harshly
I was very hurt that day and really this mosquito irritate a lot.

18-May-2018

There is no life without you
You are running in my breath and blood.
I cannot live without you,
Without you I am dead
hey.. i am just only and only talking about OXYGEN

18-May-2018

Husband and Wife had a big fight.
Wife made call to Mom: Mom, he always fight with me, I am just coming to you.
Mom: No my dear, he should realize for his blunders,
so, don't worry at all because I am coming to stay with you people cool!

16-May-2018

A man got a call from a strange number..
Girl : Hi do you have any GF??
Man : Not at all, who are you sweetheart?
Girl : Hey, forget? I am your girlfriend raima and I really hate u.

16-May-2018

Two Commerce Students chatting with each other
Rohan: I am really sorry dear, and I came to know about your breakup. So, can you tell me is it true what I heard?
Mayank: Yeah dude!
Rohan: Obviously you are too upset right?
Mayank: Of course not at all yaar! We are market students

16-May-2018

Do you know that Ravan had 20 eyes, but he keen-sighted only one woman Sita?
But the things are changed now and you have only juts 2 eyes, but you see all women?
Now a question who is Ravan actually?

16-May-2018

Chitchat chitchat
yes papa
lover setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
check your whatsapp
hahaha, hehehhe

15-May-2018

Nowadays are too busy,
Obviously every minute is too quick and fast
Each second is running like squirrel
But don't worry I am always here to disturb you again and again.

15-May-2018

If you just start reading find oh! I'm Smart.
If you agree with of course I'm Smart.
So, why you jealous because I'm Smart. And really I am very Smart. Hahaha

15-May-2018

Forget your past, forever now as it brings sobbing..
If you just contemplate of the future, really it brings too fears..
so, cool down and just let's cheers with only bears..

15-May-2018

Today everyone roaming with their touch phone.. But they haven't enough time to touch with everyone !!

23-Aug-2017

Don't feel bad, if you don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day
Don't feel bad, if you don't have any partner for Kiss Day
Don't feel bad, if you don't have someone special on Propose Day
Most people don't even have AIDS on the World AIDS day

23-Aug-2017
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Don't think awkward if you are so fatty, just think that you are easy to view :)

Many people are relaxing at home, as they are staying in energy saving mode !!

Some people are multitasking; they perform many things at same time.. They can listen, overlook and forget the things at the same time !!

In a tech savvy world, if someone's phone falls down.. He definitely feels stressful and anxious.. But if someone's friend falls down.. Literally he laughs and makes fun of him !!